The Zippy and The Chippy – Panthers at Colts (Game 11)
By Editorial Staff
Surprise! The Colts lost again on Sunday. Was this home game against the improving but still pretty bad Carolina Panthers the last best chance for Indianapolis to see winning football this season. Only time will tell, but we do know who strove and who dove for the Colts this week.
The Zippy
- Donald Brown continues to continue to be the Colts featured back, and he actually looks sort of like a real running back.
- Curtis Painter had more passing yards than Cam Newton.
- Reggie Wayne broke 100 yards receiving for the first time since he was the new Marvin Harrison.
- Marvin Harrison entered the “Ring of Honor.”
- Adam Vinatieri kicked two field goals. Yay. Yay.
The Chippy
- Dan Orlovsky was invisible.
- Jim Caldwell and the Polians continue trying to lose … and succeeding.
- Delone Carter, um. Delone?
- Take a KNEE!!!!!!
- Painter threw two interceptions, one of which killed the Colts’ comeback attempt.