Colts Notes for September 7
By Editorial Staff
The real NFL season kicks off tomorrow night, and the Colts still seem to be in disarray. Are we nervous yet, Naptown? While we wait for the Colts issues to shake out on the way down to Texas for the game with the mighty Houstons, we can ponder these notes from the land of Blue and White from Wednesday:
- The Colts signed undrafted free agent and former Clemson strong safety DeAndre McDaniel to the practice squad.
- Peyton Manning had a third procedure on his neck.
- Peyton Manning did not have a third procedure on his neck.
- Peyton Manning had an operation on his neck.
- Peyton Manning did not have an operation on his neck.
- Peyton Manning needs a procedure, operation, hand-knitted scarf on his neck.
- Peyton Manning does not need a procedure, operation, hand-knitted scarf on his neck.
- Peyton Manning is out for the season but will still start in Game 1. Somehow.
- Peyton Manning retired and came back on Wednesday. He may retire today. Or switch to baseball.
- Reliable source whom I trust very much Tweeted without disclosure that Peyton Manning is pregnant.
- Clearly, Colts Community is neck-fatigued and Peyton-pooped.