Superior to the Patriots in More Ways Than One

To the casual eye it would be easy to prove that the Colts are better than the Patriots- just look at the records: Colts 12-0, Patriots 7-5.

To really drive the point home it becomes necessary to dig a little deeper. So far Peyton Manning and crew have scored three more points (331) than Tom Brady’s bunch (328). Mr. Freeney and his associates have only allowed 201 points while the Patriot bunch has allowed 224. Peyton has thrown for 47 more yards than Tom, but then Tom has Peyton beat on illegitimate children. When you look at the individual stat categories you will find a good handful of Patriots, but since this is a team game their individual achievements sure mean little. After the Colts defeat the Broncos Sunday they will even have one of their records too.

Even though there is not much known about Jim Caldwell there is enough known about Bill Belichek to say that the Colts have the better man there too (we’re talking morals here). Now we even know that our mascot is better too!

A gentleman (and I use that term loosely) that plays the Patriot mascot was arrested in a prostitution sting operation. A new law had made selling sex indoors illegal so the now suspended mascot was arrested along with 13 other people.

Now that is interesting in itself. Since it was a new law just signed last month that means that prostitution, in a way, was legal in the state of Rhode Island where the former mascot resides. It gets cold there so who was “engaging in business” outdoors anyway? You have to wonder why they only just now made prostitution illegal ….

As far as we know it, the Colts have a rather well-behaved mascot. Shame on you Patriot guy- shame!

Just another way in which the Colts are superior to those pesky Patriots.