1. Bob Sanders brushes his teeth with a mixture of iron shavings, industrial paint remover, and wood-grain alcohol.
2. There is an endless debate over the existence of the human soul. Well, it does exist and Bob Sanders finds it delicious.
3. Bob Sanders doesn’t do pushups; he pushes the Earth down.
4. When God said, “Let there be light,” Bob Sanders said, “Say please.”
5. Bob Sanders uses a night light. It’s not that Bob’s afraid of the dark, it’s that the dark is afraid of Bob.